ktobermanns:

elloette:

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

writingdotcoffee:

“Everyone’s first pages are awful. Just hold your nose and write. Today’s sh*t is tomorrow’s compost.”

— Hallie Ephron

amixtapeaffair:

“We like to be out in nature so much because it has no opinion about us.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human
(via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

memes–memes:

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candletoyoureyes:

poloteddybear:

I pray I have a baby wit someone I want to deal wit for the rest of my life.

Yo I think about this shit all the time. Ain’t tryna raise my kid in a broken home like I did

zechery:

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

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The Benefits Of Getting Spanked

bdsminformationsafetyanded:

The Benefits Of Getting Spanked

Many people believe that if someone likes to get spanked, it is all sexual. That is not the case all the time. Even though getting spanked has some sexual effects or enhances sexual arousal, there are many non-sexual benefits from getting spanked. What can spankings do for you?

1. Getting spanked relieves stress.

2. Getting spanked is calming.

3. Getting spanked generates endorphins and puts you in a euphoric state.

4. Getting spanked generates adrenaline and gives an adrenaline rush, especially if you are anticipating getting a very harsh one.

5. Getting spanked lifts moods. Russian psychiatrists have found success in treating depression with bare butt whippings.

6. The marks left from getting spanked is like an art of its own.

7. For some, it can restore feelings of youth.

Don’t be ashamed of getting spanked, enjoy it! For those who never tried it in your adult years, give it a try. You never know, you may like it.

Rodney Calmes

penicillium-pusher:

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen